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I have a huge bowl filled with marbles. xD
My dad brought home two the other day...And I stole them and ran around the house yelling, "DAD LOST HIS MARBLES!!!! DAD LOST HIS MARBLES!!!"
I wish I could use this.
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We all need a pistol in hand once in a while. If we did, then most of us would realize that we couldn't really kill ourselves with it. And those who do do it- well, hey, at least we have more room on the planet now and all the crazy peeps are gone.
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Smile!! It keeps everyone wondering what you've been up to!
LOL. That is a lot of marbles!
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We all need a pistol in hand once in a while. If we did, then most of us would realize that we couldn't really kill ourselves with it. And those who do do it- well, hey, at least we have more room on the planet now and all the crazy peeps are gone.
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Smile!! It keeps everyone wondering what you've been up to!
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Smile!! It keeps everyone wondering what you've been up to!
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I'm so close to heaven, This hell is not mine!
My photos *In-the-picture Stock *quaddles
My husband`s photos *quaddie
Clubs: *PsychedelicTreasures ~artsweetart *Le-Visage
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{ Note Cards by PatRx }
Smile!! It keeps everyone wondering what you've been up to!
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I'm so close to heaven, This hell is not mine!
My photos *In-the-picture Stock *quaddles
My husband`s photos *quaddie
Clubs: *PsychedelicTreasures ~artsweetart *Le-Visage
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Life is too short for drama & petty things,
so kiss slowly,
Love truly and forgive quickly
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